to make the women jealous
2002-05-29 - 12:22 a.m.
you pull out of the pile of clothes a pair of plaid pajama pants. cotton, pocketed, huge, and grey/white small checked plaid. yes, these are men's pants. the elastic waist band is cinched tightly by its drawstring and it has a fly with a button in the middle.
but look closely ladies; notice the thinned spot in the fabric just to the side of the fly. this thinned spot is from scratching. yes! this girl is wearing pajama pants that really do belong to a man!
you wear these pants around proudly. peope who notice will wonder, did she get lucky with her boyfriend last night? you don't know what it is: if it is the cloth, the cut of the pants, or the fact that they just belong to a man, but these are the most comfortable pants you've ever worn in your life.
and yes, the man is gonna want his pajama pants back eventually. but you get a little extra time -- you have to wash them first, right? and you have to wait until lyou have enough dirty laundry to have a full load. so you might as well wear them until then!
