survey
2002-02-25 - 2:06 a.m.
i stole this from nicole
1. Have you ever watched an inebriated overgrown child ride a tricycle around and around inside of a water fountain? honey, when you're in college, you see lotsa strange shit...
2. Do you seek total world domination?: what do you mean 'seek?'
3. Have you ever built a fort out of chairs, couch cushions, and blankets? i was a child once, wasn't i?
4. Do you believe monogamy is a true human instinct?: it can be
5. Have you ever tasted someone else's tears?: of course
6. Can you do a back bend?: sometimes it feels as if i had
7. Are you more comfortable being naked in front of family members or complete strangers?: how much booze have i had by this point?
8. Have you ever seen a spider web glistening with morning dew?: yes
9. Do you ever awake early on a day off, only to realize you can sleep in if you want to?: yes, and i hate it
10. Has the tooth fairy ever visited you?: of course
11. Have you ever had heatstroke?: passed out, but no stroke
12. Do you plan on going to college for more then four years?: are you kidding? i have no idea when i'm gettin' outta this place...
13. Do you have an oral fixation? YES!
14. Do you continue eating even if you are full?: blech, no
15. Would you open your home to a homeless person with rotting teeth, lice, and festering sores? i wouldn't open my home to a homeless person.
16. Describe yourself in just one word: lost
17. Can you make a really sad face that gets sympathy when there should otherwise be none?: you bet
18. Have you ever seen a two headed snake? hehehe yep
19. Are you afraid to scrub toilets?: my toilet, no. malecide's toilet, yes. you'd understand if you could see it...
20. Have you ever had your third eye opened?: yes
21. If you were walking down the street and saw an open manhole, would you just have to look down into it?: i have
23. Would you like to be a pro wrestler for a day?: a decided no
24. Have you ever seen pictures of the man who made a miniature guillotine and used it to chop of his finger?: no, but i'd like to
25. Do you wear underwear when you try on swimsuits at stores?: i can't remember the last time i tried on a swimsuit in the store...
26. Are you submissive?: hehe i can be...
27. Do you want a big house on a hill?: no, but a big house in the middle of a forest would be nice.
28. Are you the rebel in your family?: understatement
29. Do you seem seriously warped? Do people run when they see you coming?: see above
30. Have you reached a state of nirvana recently? yes
31. Have you been through boot camp?: GO PRIDE!
32. Do you ever pet moss?: yes!
33. Are you aware of the affect you have on others?: sometimes i know. sometimes i get it wrong
34. Would you eat a dead person if you were starving and had no other food?: no
35. What part of the body would you eat first?: no
36. Do you sleep with an inflatable doll?: haha, no.
37. Do you want to be mummified when you die?: no
38. Could you be a ventriloquist if you wanted to?: no
39. Have you ever laughed out loud during a funeral?: our family knows how to make people feel better
40. Have you ever accidently kicked your partner in the eye during the throes of passion?: not the eye
41. Do you talk to your hands when you are bored?: not my hands
42. Do you eat yellow snow?: um, ew.
43. Have you ever had goldenseal tea?: hehehehehe
44. Do you roam the streets after dark, scaring old women and priests?: i scare just about everybody
45. Have you always wanted to live inside a shoe with many, many children?: cute.
46. Do you think geminis change their minds too often?: eh?
47. Do you bathe with a yellow rubber ducky?: i wish
48. Do you think people should be allowed to go barefoot in restaurants?: um, ew
49. If it feels good, is it right?: i wish
